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Iboji is eating it.
Iboji is the main one and there is also a hole in its butt.
It's like that.
Here you go.
Thank you.
We are at Iadozutana.
This is the second episode of Iboji treatment machine.
This time, it's a surgical edition...
Su... su... su...
It's a surgical edition.
Today, we are going to do a pre-operation examination of Iboji.
We are going to take a picture of Iboji and tell you what kind of examination it has.
Let's go.
I'm more nervous than before.
Oh, really?
Really.
Let's go.
Oh, it hurts.
It hurts.
First of all, we are going to examine Iboji.
It's yellow.
Is it okay?
Hey.
I'm sorry.
I'm serious.
Is it okay?
Excuse me.
Is it okay now?
Yes.
Then, at 2 p.m. on November 27th...
Yes.
Do you have any work or driving that you can't do before you go to the hospital?
It's tomorrow, isn't it?
Do you have any work?
I'm going to Tokyo from now on and I have a lot of work to do.
Do you usually wear this?
Oh, I wear this.
Oh, really?
Do you like boxer pants for underwear?
Do you wear boxer pants now?
Oh, I don't wear it now.
Oh, really?
Well, you can put a guard or pad on your butt and scratch it.
Yes.
You can put a guard or pad on it and if you don't do that, the guard and pad will fall off.
I see.
Then, please wear boxer pants.
It's been a few years since I wore pants.
Oh, really?
And...
It's the day of the surgery.
It's 4 a.m. now.
It's very rare for me to wake up at this time.
In fact, the hospitalization started yesterday.
I'd like to tell you more about the hospitalization in the next episode of the third episode of the hospitalization.
This time, I'd like to tell you only about the surgery.
And it started like a hospital meal yesterday.
I drank vegetables and was very hungry.
I didn't have anything in my stomach.
In the middle of the surgery, I had breakfast on the day of the surgery.
Look at this.
What is this?
I can't do it.
Well, I can't do it.
If you eat too much, you'll poop in the middle of the surgery.
Well, it's like this.
It's like supplementing nutrition to the extent of not dying.
What is this?
Oh, is it tea?
No, it's like consomme soup.
I think I'm hungry just by looking at it.
But it can't be helped because it's also for surgery.
And now for the rest of the instructions.
There seems to be a lot of things to do until the surgery at three o'clock, so I'd like to tell you about it.
There's a picture of a butterfly in the back there.
Oh, that's great.
Look at it.
Yes.
Wow, that's a great picture.
Sometimes it ends up like this.
Are you going to put this out?
This is for YouTube.
This is medical, so it's okay.
Wow, it's hard.
It's going to be a mess.
Ugh, it's medical.
It's so beautiful.
Yes, it's so beautiful.
This is a sign of good weather, isn't it?
This kind of picture.
It's amazing.
But it's not a good picture.
It's really beautiful, though.
It's true.
No, but I can't say what was left of it.
That's right.
Well, it's surgery.
It's finally time.
Yes, I'll be in charge of it today.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Are you covering it up?
No, I'm not covering it up.
Today, I'm going to clean you up, so don't worry and leave it to me.
No, you're really going to be an another human being.
I'm only shooting it specially for you.
Well, I'll be in the surgery room for now, so I'll dress like this.
I see.
Yes.
How do you feel about it?
The word "surgery of a blind man" is actually very tense.
Yes.
Do you know how I feel about it?
No, the road to get here was very crowded.
I'm on my way to my first surgery, but it's so crowded.
I thought I'd tweet about it, but I thought it was because I'm a blind man.
I quit.
Well, it's like that.
Well, I'm listening, so it's okay, right?
Well, I'd like to enjoy my first surgery in my life.
Yes, that's right.
It's to tell you that it's not a big deal.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's talk about it.
Yes, let's talk about it.
This knee.
I can't talk.
I want to talk.
It's bad.
It's scary.
It doesn't hurt, does it?
I'm going to take out your heel.
It doesn't hurt, does it?
It doesn't hurt.
I'm going to break your ankle.
Your ankle is going to be broken.
I'm going to break your ankle.
How do you feel now?
My ankle is broken.
I can't do it.
What is this?
Your ankle is broken, isn't it?
No, it's not.
I'm going to take out your heel.
Does it hurt now?
It doesn't hurt.
It's going to hurt.
I'm going to take out your foot now.
I'm going to take out your foot again now.
Thank you for watching the video.
Has it already started?
I'm cutting it one by one.
Oh, really?
Don't you notice it at all, Tetsura?
I'm preparing for it.
Tetsura can't see me now.
Well, I can see something I can't even see with my naked eye.
What?
Oh, you're right about that line.
Yeah.
A video that you can never use is being taken.
Oh, it's being taken, Tetsura.
Is it being taken?
It's getting beautiful.
Oh.
What, what, what?
Wow.
It's big.
Isn't it being taken?
Isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's being sung.
I can't say it.
Oh!
It's a little bit hard.
It's like chicken.
It looks cute.
How is it?
It looks delicious.
It looks delicious?
Yes.
By the way, I don't think it's cut yet.
You just touched it.
I'm really touched.
Wow!
It's a little bit hard.
Oh, it's true!
Thank you for your hard work.
Can I eat it?
Can I bring it home and eat it?
Can you bring it home?
Oh, wow!
Can you really give it to me?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's weird.
I don't feel anything.
By the way, you can't sleep for a while and you can't pee.
So I heard that you will pee through your penis.
I hate it the most.
I don't think you want to see your penis.
I'll just take your face off.
Oh, I'm scared.
I can't look down because it's too scary.
You don't feel anything now, do you?
I don't feel anything.
What?
Did you say something?
I put a pill in your penis.
What?
It's all in there now.
You're lying!
I heard you just put a pill in it.
It's all in there now.
Wow!
Thank you for your hard work.
It's all in there now.
I went into the room and had an explanation from the nurse.
She said I shouldn't do anything for about four hours.
You looked so serious when you were talking to the nurse.
You're peeing now.
What?
You're peeing now.
Don't lie!
What is this?
It's all in there now.
Wow!
It's all in there now.
You're lying!
Why are you talking so seriously and peeing?
It's all in there now.
I guess this is it for the surgery.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
The surgery itself wasn't painful at all.
It might be painful from now on.
Let's watch the hospital version of the surgery.
Thank you for your hard work for now.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please look forward to the hospital version.
Thank you for your hard work.
Please look forward to the hospital version.